it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST