10 4 / 2014

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via perks-of-being-chinese)

10 4 / 2014

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash
and im ike
Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

(via ovenbreak)

10 4 / 2014

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via haiirflip)

10 4 / 2014

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

(Source: fallongifs, via hi)

10 4 / 2014

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

(via egberts)

10 4 / 2014

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

(via egberts)

10 4 / 2014

  • 1: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • 2: no thanks grandma
  • 1: HERES YOUR APPLE

10 4 / 2014

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

10 4 / 2014

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via angiepangie486)

10 4 / 2014

inspectorwho:

lets play a fun game called why the hell am i still awake

(via egberts)